FAQ
Asked over the trailer
What people ask when the voice stops. Answered in the same voice, a little quieter, at three dollars.
- In a world of registered agents, what makes this one different?
- The price. In a world where everything costs more, this costs three dollars. That is the whole difference and the whole trailer.
- What do three dollars actually get me?
- A name on a state form and an address the form accepts. In a world where that is enough, it is enough. Nothing is added in post.
- In a world with an office, is anybody in it?
- Somebody was, in the trailer. The trailer is not the office. The office is in a world where we would have to be there to answer this, and we are not.
- What becomes of mail sent to the address?
- It arrives. In a world where it then went somewhere, it would. Here it stays, in a pile shaped roughly like the world.
- A process server arrives with papers. What is the scene?
- The server knocks. Nobody answers. Cut to the state's rule for a company with nobody home, which is on the Wyoming page and needs no narrator.
- Who else is in this world?
- All of them: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Epic Registered Agents at $8, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, Sky High Registered Agent at $18, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, High Sky Registered Agent at $21, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Sky High Registered Agents at $26, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, High Sky Registered Agents at $33, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41, World Registered Agent at $42, Howdy Registered Agent at $43, Epic Registered Agent at $44 and X Registered Agents at $49. In a world of three dollars, almost every one of them costs more. The nothing is identical. Ours has a narrator.
- Why one state, when the name says the world?
- In a world of fifty states, we priced one. The name was available and the state was cheap. The world is a working title.
- Can I book a meeting?
- Yes. In a world where we attend it, it is a great meeting. In this one the calendar accepts the booking and that is the end of the scene.
- What is the largest sum you would ever return to me?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble, which is $0.75. In a world of three dollars, the number does not need dramatic music.
- Can you end this without telling me?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. In a world where that is a plot twist, it is a plot twist. Here it is the terms.
- In a world where prices rise, does this one?
- In a world where it could, it would have by now. Three dollars has no sequel.
- Is the company real, or is it a trailer?
- Real enough for a state form. In a world where a trailer can be a company, this is that trailer. The feature is not coming.
- Rated?
- Not rated. In a world of three dollars, nobody was paid to rate it.